Aperture Science
Posted May 22nd, 2008 by merlin
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Aperture Science ( http://www.aperturescience.com/ ) is a noted manufacturer of military shower curtains, but in recent years they have expanded their product portfolio significantly. These include:
- Fifteen Hundred Megawatt Aperture Science Heavy Duty Super-Colliding Super Button
- Aperture Science Material Emancipation Grill
- Aperture Science high energy pellet
- Aperture Science Emergency Intelligence Incinerator
- GLaDOS (Genetic Lifeform and Disk Operating System)
- Aperture Science Handheld Portal Device (featured above)
- And of course the Weighted Companion Cube.
All of these things were developed at their premier research facility, "The Enrichment Center".
P.S.
We do what we must, because we can.
P.P.S.
There is science to be done.
P.P.S.
Cake and grief counseling will be available at the conclusion of the test.
P.P.P.S
The cake is a lie.
P.P.P.P.S.
If you don't get this post see:
http://orange.half-life2.com/portal.html
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NEED MORE HOT CHICKS LESS GEEK STUFF!!!!!
Did you super glue your caps lock key again?
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(See lesson #25) :)